must have sense of humor

immortalize your menace

because the animal in your life deserves it

digital art | prints | apparel | niftie gifties

a quick + dirty $75

your pet, pepitafied | the digital print

one pet. one portrait. all personality.

how it works :

upload your pet
drop their name
give me the vibe

custom every single time.

digital file only :

made by hand, not rushed.

please allow 2-4 weeks

i am an artist, not a robot.

barking rights included.

immortalize my menace

make it extra, i double doggie dare you.

your digital print doesn't have to just stay digital — let's make it iconic.

add another menace
add well-behaved humans
add a background + set the vibes

want to skip the line. rush my chaos spots are available — inquire below.

this isn't just a file : print it. frame it. wear it. post it. brag about it.

make it weird + regret nothing

starting at $25

set the scene

from just a dog to main character energy.

starting at $75

add the humans

because somehow it's always about them too.

add the supporting cast

starting at $100

it's giving global barking icon energy

this is where we stop being reasonable.

tap into your alter ego.

add the feral universe

things i need : receipts. proof. timeline. screenshots. f*ing everything.

absolutely everything. don't hold back.

all the menaces + all their names
personality — the angel or the problem
how many human beings are we dealing with
quick little vibe check — basic, chaotic, fully unwell

the devil is in the details

the house of fetch

/ ˈhaus əv 'fech /

noun

a creative underground for all things canine + chaotic.

fine art meets fur

mutts become muses

bite-sized mischief for the shedding monster + devoted human

sit. stay. strut.

want to be the next project?